I hate cyclists. I loathe them with a passion.
I know this isn’t fair since there are decent ones out there and it’s just the minority that has led to my hatred but I honestly don’t care anymore.
It’s the complete and utter arrogance and rudeness of the bastards that irritate me. They go through red robots because they don’t want to go to the trouble of undoing their silly little cycling shoes from their silly little cycling pedals. They ride abreast and take up half of the road so you have to swerve past them or sit behind them whilst there’s oncoming traffic. And I think what irritates me most is the bloody lycra clothing. Some men should not be seen in any form of tight fitting stretchy clothing.
The worst part is is that when they do go through a red robot and get in your bloody way, the fucker will have the cheek to swear or pull signs at you, which is the point where I wish I could mow him down with my pathetic little car.
If any of you watch the series “My Family”, you may have seen the episode where Ben goes on a warpath against cyclists, it was truly an episode I cheered along to.
So, I have a couple of requests for this minority of small minded, selfish, grape smuggling pillocks:
1. The road rules apply to cyclists as well as motorists. Remember that and I won’t almost hit you and I won’t call you a wanker.
2. I don’t care if you want to have a conversation whilst taking a lovely little ride over Constantia Nek or through Hout Bay with your darling friend, the roads are narrow enough as it is and by riding next to eachother you’re really just being a selfish twat.
That is all. Thank you.
I hate motorists. I loathe them with a passion.
The worst part is is that the bastards are killing thousands of innocent people every year.
It sickens me when I see flowers by the roadside, knowing that some twat in a car probably mowed down yet another innocent child, and was probably just given a fine and a few points as ‘punishment’. Whereas someone’s family will never see their daughter again.
All because they think they have a right to drive a car however they please. Wankers.
I agree completely with you, messenger. If I had a pound for every one of the near misses on my way to work from arrogant twats like the poster I’d have my Carbon Frame for my road bike by now. It seems that most drivers (IMHO) paint all cyclists with the same brush, just because of the minority who flout the law. If anything, its the drivers in their 2 ton + killing machine who do this with seeming impunity.
What they have to remember is that WE have a right to use the road, as do horses and carts and pedestrians. THEY only have the right to use the road by licence (and you ought to be thankful, as I’m on a bike thats one less car in front of your car as you go your pathetically short distance to drop you’re kids at school).
And let me just finish this argument before it gets started – THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ROAD TAX, IT IS A VEHICLE EXCISE DUTY IMPOSED ON VEHICLES WHICH CAUSE POLLUTION. Therefore you can’t argue that your money pays for the roads, when in fact it comes from Council and Income Tax. As biking is Green and doesn’t pollute, we don’t get charged VED.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Peace Out.
Psycho cow, I suggest you sell your pathetic car and get yourself a decent bike with the proceeds.